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[frightening]

Unfortunate for him.

Well, Alfred came with my parents, not the cowl. And he's known to tabloids, too.

[truth_and_justice]

I'm still unnerved at the thought of seeing a version of you in color.

[frightening]

You do understand you could be talking to someone who knows about me and has one of those delusions about being Batman, like people who decide they're the reincarnated Alexander the Great, right.

[truth_and_justice]

Your ego is rather amazing. I really do love you. But yes, I know he could be a pretender. I'm keeping things vague and only giving him a few important warnings.

And I certainly didn't mention you.

[frightening]

Yes, my inflated ego, because no one's ever pretended to be me before. Or Superman, for that matter. Never happens.

Thank you.

Private though everything between them is private

[truth_and_justice]

You know I think you're a much better man than you give yourself credit for, but you compared yourself to Alexander the Great. I get to poke a little fun.

I gave him my number so hopefully I can keep an eye out.

[frightening]

I compared a common mental delusion to the misguided and idiotic desire to be someone whose life of violence has amounted to nothing but death.

All right.

[truth_and_justice]

Well, at least we're in that boat together.

Did you need anything else from me for the party?

[frightening]

Acceptance of my apology for not preventing a party.

[truth_and_justice]

Only if I get your guarantee that there'll be some post-party time alone with you.

[frightening]

After, before.

[truth_and_justice]

Sounds like the perfect birthday to me, then.

Do I need to make a cake?

[frightening]

You shouldn't have to make your own.

[truth_and_justice]

All right. I just figured I'd ask.